I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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