It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
did i just pee glitter
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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