hotel room ftw
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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