I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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