Me too!
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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