Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
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