Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
