i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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