Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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