why didn't you poke me back
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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