She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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