Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You were trust falling into bushes
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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