who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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