A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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