Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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