problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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