I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
True strength comes from lack of pants
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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