I wanna bring you to show and tell
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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