just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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