At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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