he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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