Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
it glows. i had to have it.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I smell like Dick and happiness
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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