it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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