I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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