question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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