we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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