how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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