Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
