Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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