I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
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That's how twitter works, right?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Two words: blizzard sex
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Randomize
