thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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