question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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