How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He shit in the fireplace
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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