Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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