If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I need to calm my uterus...
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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