areolas are like halos for boobs.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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