May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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