But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
