He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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