After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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