You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I wish i was in the wii world.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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