This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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