A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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