you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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