Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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