Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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