he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Randomize
