and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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