absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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