Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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