I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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