put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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